City Living T-Shirts

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

'I'm from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- I'm afraid that mustache will have to go.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Isn't nature grand?"

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

This looks promising. East Side, hole in the wall, $2400.00 per month.

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

Turn that noise down ! (II)

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

Giant bike rides over cars.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

The runway.

City Bar and Grill - "Forty years in the city and never once headhunted."

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."

A businessman is chauffeured on a stretch scooter.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

New neighbours

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'