City Living Transition T-Shirts

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

No Immediate Danger

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Marathon.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

The Streets - Night

Packed like sardines

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

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