City Living Transition Gifts

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

City Marathon.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No Immediate Danger

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

The Streets - Night

Packed like sardines

Mr Metrosexual.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."