City Living Lover Gifts

Parking for Compact Cars.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hoodie Hang-out

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

King Kongs first christmas

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I don't believe in you!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A man looks up at the earth

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Can't even hold signs well.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Sick Building Syndrome

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."