City Living Lover Gifts

Parking for Compact Cars.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

King Kongs first christmas

A man looks up at the earth

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Can't even hold signs well.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Blok drives by New York City.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."