City Living Gifts

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

'I'm from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- I'm afraid that mustache will have to go.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Isn't nature grand?"

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

This looks promising. East Side, hole in the wall, $2400.00 per month.

Giant bike rides over cars.

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Turn that noise down ! (II)

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."

A businessman is chauffeured on a stretch scooter.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'

'Sigh, festivals, week in, week out. Sometimes I just want to throw the whole thing in and get a job in the city.'

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."

Balcony extension with sunbathers

High Rise Filing Cabinet.

City Bar and Grill - "Forty years in the city and never once headhunted."