City Life Gifts

Urban therapy.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

An office at the top of a fire escape

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'I've stopped going out at night. Too dangerous.'

"Welcome to New York."

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

Poor Elwood wasn't sure if he was coming or going.

'From up here they look like us.'

Introducing...Idiotman!

"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Taxi - I love going home

Way too many people ahead...

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

The grass is always greener.

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Ronald is extremely compulsive.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

Tolerate thy neighbour

"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Miracles on 34th Street.

City Bank

Extra! Extra! Internet is putting us out of business!

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"City kids."

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

"You can hear this?"

Passengers checking for their train