City Life Contrast Gifts

"If we were still in the city we wouldn't appreciate this as much."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

e-shoes

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I have no thumbs."

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Marathon.

Touring Cyclist

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.