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"If we were still in the city we wouldn't appreciate this as much."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Marathon.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

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