City Vs. Country Life Fan T-Shirts

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

French wine

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Milkin' Impossible