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'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

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Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

"Herb's from Texas."