Urban Meets Rural Fan T-Shirts

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"They’re real."

"Rockefeller Center."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Last Chance for Everything.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Hip hop Santa.

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Tenafly International Film Festival

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A chicken coop goal.

The Town Tweeter

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Scrooge McCow

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Snow Cow

Leonard Cohen

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Bling Bling.

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

High Cow tide tonight.