Urban Meets Rural Fan Mugs

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"They’re real."

"Rockefeller Center."

Last Chance for Everything.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Hip hop Santa.

Tenafly International Film Festival

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Scrooge McCow

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

The Town Tweeter

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

A chicken coop goal.

'What's that smell?'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

Snow Cow

Paul Simon

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

Bling Bling.

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Leonard Cohen

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."