City Vs. Country Life Explorer T-Shirts

Perplexed Farmer

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Love linked

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Herb's from Texas."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest