City Vs. Country Life Explorer Pillows

Perplexed Farmer

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

ThrEschers.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Playing pig

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

How About Serving Us For a Change

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."