City Dweller Yearning For The Country Pillows

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Clandestine cows.

Last Chance for Everything.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

"I like friut flies!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

Painting nature.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

The Scenic Route

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"