City Dweller With A Country Heart Pillows

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"You're famous, Angus."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

The Scenic Route

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

It was an impulse buy.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Home Sweet Home On The Range