Country Souls In The City Pillows

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Herb's from Texas."

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"That was definitely mine."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Dogs and Chickens

A Gated Community.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Scenic Route