Country Souls In The City Mugs

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Herb's from Texas."

"That was definitely mine."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A Gated Community.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Dogs and Chickens

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Scenic Route