City Dweller With A Rural Heart Mugs

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Scarecrow.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

Science and Nature.

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'