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"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Scarecrow.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

Science and Nature.

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"