City Dweller At Heart T-Shirts

"We've got to get away. Columbus Avenue has us by the throat."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A man looks up at the earth

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Sick Building Syndrome

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Blok drives by New York City.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

New York Scatological Society

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Honey, I'm home.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."