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"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Migrating cows.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Rooster

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

The Rudges' peaceful home

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

Scarecrow.

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

Horse accidents