City Dweller With A Country Heart T-Shirts

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Farmers' Warnings.

"You're famous, Angus."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Horse Clean-up

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

The Scenic Route

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

It was an impulse buy.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'