City Dweller Sympathizer T-Shirts

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

New York Scatological Society

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

A bricklayer building a tree