City Dweller Sympathizer Prints

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A man looks up at the earth

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Sick Building Syndrome

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Blok drives by New York City.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'Honey, I'm home.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

New York Scatological Society

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."