City Living Advocate T-Shirts

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Hoodie Hang-out

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Can't even hold signs well.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Doubledecker bus stop

Homeless count.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'This is close enough.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Paving over the window-box

House hunting is cruel.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"That pigeon's at it again."

"I told you never to call me here."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'