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"D'you know what I miss most, Marion - sunsets."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

No Immediate Danger

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Packed like sardines

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."