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(Please help! Bad back)

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Golfing Accident

No Immediate Danger

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Holiday cottage

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Immigrating to the City

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Athens wildfires

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'