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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Golfing Accident

No Immediate Danger

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Holiday cottage

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Immigrating to the City

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Athens wildfires

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'