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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

How very Hampstead!

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'