City Socializer Pillows

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

How very Hampstead!

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'

Military Hospital.

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."