Party Socializer Pillows

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Merry Christmas // Happy New Year

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Bar. Don’t apologize for calling me a porpoise … Heck, I thought you were a crocodile!