Party Socializer Mugs

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Beer Garden Kit

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

Merry Christmas // Happy New Year

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Military Hospital.

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'