Pub Socializer Mugs

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'

Designated Drivers Area

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."