Pub Socializer Prints

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

Military Hospital.

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'

Designated Drivers Area