Evening Socializer Pillows

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"They're not fixing us another drink - They've gone to bed"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

The Icebreaker

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

The Forgotten Men's Club

Conversation Pits

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Running on Empty

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

'If it wasn't for the 19th hole I would have quit this game a long time ago!'

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"Stop me if you heard me say 'stop me if you've heard me say this before.'"

"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'Have you been drinking again?' 'For the lat time, it's called UNWINDING!'