Weekend Socializer Pillows

'Why do you have such a holier than thou attitude, Sid?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Culture Saturday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

The Amateur Golfer

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Take a hike.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Getting old...

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

Away From it All Exit

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'