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'Why do you have such a holier than thou attitude, Sid?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Culture Saturday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Take a hike.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Getting old...

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Away From it All Exit

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'