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"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I'm not serving you mate - you're off yer face..!"

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Her tears flowed like wine.

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

"Of course I had a good day."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.