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'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"Thank God you're here. Walter has been Barry Manilowing us to death."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

The Devil's advocaat.

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"We slipped in the tub."

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

'Fill 'er up!'

"Everything has been done to death."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

"At work, they call me benchmark."

"Sure, he's got deep pockets, but they're always in his other pants."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."