Weekend Socializing Pillows

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Clubbing

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Liquidity Lunch

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

Urban Life.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

'That very mild cheese was butter.'

'You and your beer parties!'

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

Party on the Balcony.

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'