After-hours Socializer Pillows

'Have you been drinking again?' 'For the lat time, it's called UNWINDING!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"They grow up so fast."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Next Round Indicator

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

A Transformer for grownups

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

In and Out Box

Liquidity Lunch

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Men in bar and piece of road, "One for the road?"

"Sure boss, I'll think outside the box, but it's going to be about happy hour."

'Does this tell you how hard I've been working?'

'I've been granted amnesty from sobriety.'

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'