Social Hour Enthusiasts Pillows

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Infinity Tavern

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You lack spontaniety."

"They grow up so fast."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

In and Out Box

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

A Transformer for grownups

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

Men in bar and piece of road, "One for the road?"

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before