Happy Hour Devotee Pillows

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"Lately, every day seems like the longest day of the year."

"Want to sneak around the corner for 'Happy hour'?"

I can overlook the fact that you give men a bad name. What I can't forgive you for is turning happy hour into a lie. ! !

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

Bar offers quick fix solutions

"Last Call!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Reaper's Arms

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."