Happy Hour Devotee Mugs

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"Lately, every day seems like the longest day of the year."

"Want to sneak around the corner for 'Happy hour'?"

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

Bar offers quick fix solutions

"Last Call!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"