Happy Hour Enthusiasts Mugs

'A few of us are getting together after work to binge-drink. You're welcome to join us if you're not in recovery.'

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Austerity means making my Happy Hour drink last all night.'

'One door closed, another opened, and I fell right out the window.'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Who are you looking at?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."