Happy Hour Enthusiasts Gifts

'A few of us are getting together after work to binge-drink. You're welcome to join us if you're not in recovery.'

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Happy Hour" is a joke. It's a farce. It's a bald-faced lie, a blatant misrepresentation of the facts. It's a fabrication and an untruth. Nonetheless, I wish it lasted until seven o'clock. Happy Hour 5-6 p.m.

Hey, Happy hour isn't an hour. Happy Hour 6 - 6:30. That's okay. It's not happy, either.

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

'Austerity means making my Happy Hour drink last all night.'

'One door closed, another opened, and I fell right out the window.'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Who are you looking at?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."