Happy Hour Aficionados Gifts

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Reaper's Arms

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Prawn Cocktail Please

Infinity Tavern

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"They grow up so fast."