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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

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Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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