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"They've raised the bar at work, too."

"Yes, what time is lunch, and is the beer free?"

'When's happy hour?'

'I pick fights when I get drunk.'

"The stockholders are demanding bold, decisive decisions, so let's blow off the annual meeting and head straight for happy hour!"

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

A judge talks about sentencing...

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"Held up at work? You could have called."

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."

'I decided to have all my happy hours in one night'

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"You're bringing up politics? I thought this was Happy Hour."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'When I drink, I don't drive. I stay right here where it's safe and cozy.'

"Well, Mrs Jenkins, it seems it was a sad case of happy hour gone wrong."

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

Sign reading - Out of it for lunch

"Sure boss, I'll think outside the box, but it's going to be about happy hour."

The Optimist, the Pessimist and the Bartender - "Here, Gents, let me top that off for you."

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'What's wrong?' 'He drank water by mistake.'

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'My workout plan is pretty simple: after 12 pints, I'm going down. I'm sobering up and get up with a push-up. Then, I have 12 pints...'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

'We all agree here; life begins at 5 o'clock.'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

Sotheby's Happy Hour

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

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