Happy Hour Hobbyist T-Shirts

Happy Hour

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'